let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Randomize
