chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize