He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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