I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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