too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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