so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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