where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
dude. I can hear the air.
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