K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
