Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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