You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm sobbing to NWA
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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