Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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