He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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