I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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