Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
