So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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