he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?