I hate your face
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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