Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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