bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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