office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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