Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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