Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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