is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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