I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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