So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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