We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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