That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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