yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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