Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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