I want to make a zoo with you.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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