OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We're too hungover to prance.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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