you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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