i'm signing you up for texting rehab
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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