so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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