We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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