weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I think pants incapable of making pants work
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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