is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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