i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
