As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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