I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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