You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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