You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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