O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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