Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Just puked most of my soul out..
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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