dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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