I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
there was a trapeze. enough said
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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