I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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