When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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