I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My penis needs a shock collar
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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