I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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