There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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