If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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