I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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