It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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