i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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